Tuesday, July 15, 2008

koodu vittu koodu (Tamlish version)

koodu vittu koodu

15 july 2068

10.00 AM

Avarkaludaiya Hondaa Accord Heliversion, 2 mac speedil Kovaikku poikondu irunthadu. Concrete katadangalaku idaye irunda Bengaluru-Mysore Twin Cities, megangal naduvil maraya thodankiyathu.

"Machan Green Peace mattum illame poi irundal, ande rendu marum kooda michcham irundirukaadu!" Vasanth adirthan.

"Turbulence pola! Sari rendu maasama OB adichchu. Ippo Boss keta enna solrathu?".

"Uranium ellam theendu pochchu! Plutonim waste mattum than irukku. Ada vechu edavadu pannalam. Time travel kandupidicha, adutha nutrandula enna panrangonu, allitu varalam." endran Sankar. "Crude Oil suthama urunji kudichachu. Solar power mattum than irukku".

"Time travel ellam rombo palasu da" endran Vasanth. "Thalaiva urupata madiri than. Boss, project panna solli irukkar. Suitcase sizela Plutonium Nuclear power reactor madiri edavuthu pannuvoma?" Kopithu kondan Vasanth. Avanukka ippothellam six-six aaru over a side, cricket match than pudikuthu, "ambale pombale mixed team! Kondattam!". "Pudusa Goli Gundu game, sema fasta pickup agutha da". Avan vazhkaiye thani.

"60 varusam munadi, idu mari pesi iruntha, O.K. m..." salithu kondan, Sankar. "Ella machan, oru thadavai, namma padichome, palaiye Indira Soundararajan novel - koodu vittu koodu payura madiri.... ethavadu, teleporting project pannuvoma?".

Vasanth thulli kudithan. "Super ideada. OSHO sonna madiri, Quantum physicsla consciousness ellam, real ayitu varuthu. Atha control panra madiri, lollu samarcharam pannuvom! Geetha othukuvala?"

Geetha avargal iruvarai vida 20 vayadu moothaval. Project Director. Bifidium Corporationil. Strict. "42illum, summa sollakodathu. Romba intelligent!" Vasanth perumi kondan.

"Dictate panra. Pathu point power showle!" avasaramaga sonnan.

beep beep...

******
10.15 AM

Kovai heliportil avargal tharaiyai thotu.... me du va ga

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Indiavil Thozhil vaariyaga state peyar vaithiruthargal. Modi kuzhu parinthuaipadi. Pazhaya nangu south states ippodu IT State agivitadu. Westil Finance State. Northil Politics. Eastil Force.

"Vaange Two in One Sankar & Vasanth, enna matter? mupadu nimisam than approved time. Project details sollunga. Kiladu, romba musudu moodla irukudu."

Power showvil, tan kaiyil irunda pena pondra vasthuvai click seythu, ovvoru page aga kaatinan Sankar. Edayil Vasanthin explanations.

Avalukku avanidam irunthu ketadu ellam "Super Idea Madam" mattum than. "Konjam vittal, Mexico salavaikari jokes ketka arambithu viduvaan evan" manadil ninaithu kondal, Geetha.

"Project panra madiri than irukkuthu! Aana..." iluthaal.

"Enna madam edavadu...." Sankar avasarapattan, "approval problems?"

"No No" irumi kondal Geetha. "Life Sciences Department Aruna Singh, konjam life experiment pathi kodaiva. Jakkirathai."

"Sari unga team members yaar yaar. List Kodunga."

Coffee cups vanthadu. Synthesised pechil, Robo ketadu "sakkarai evlo?"

Vasanth Sonnaan "Vangi bath kedaikuma?". Robo "Puriyavillai" endrathu. "MTR recipes ellam 2050le cancelled!".

Sankar yosithu konde meduvaga parukinan. "Aruna enna ketpaal?".

******

11 AM

Vijay viru virupaga vandar. 100 vayudu endru solla mudiyadu. Rendu moondra thadavai, heartikku EET appuram oru facial tuckup mathiram than. noothi sochcham kilo... ssss.... perumuchchu konjam adikam, perusikku.

Azhagana amsamana naarpadu vayadu pen puyal Aruna Singh, avarodu vandal.

"Dear Kids. Rendu maasama Benchula enna thadavitu irundeenga? India Super Power aanadile irundu, inda Berika (Amerikavai appadi than solvar) pasanga, ovoru monthly share meetingla (2018la iruntha quarter results poi monthly vanthachu) kolranuga pa. Edavadu pudusa pannanum. Come on explain." irumi kondaar Vijay.

"Geetha explained all before coming here".

Sankar meendum oru murai, Power Show vin holograph displayil, ande pathu page ai kaatinaan.

Vijay mugathil siru salanum kooda illai. "Kiladu Face tuck up pannunadill irunthu, onnume puriyela. 60 varusam munnadi vanda Kamal D10 madiri. Evvalavu neram than kannai paarthu artham panrathu?" kisu kisuthan Vasanth.

"Wonderful" endral Aruna. Aval mugathil oru punnagai. "Success Machchi. Vudu joot!" Anantha pattan Vasanth. "Approval Kedaichchu!".

"Kids, neenga explain pannunathai paarthal, naan 2038il pannuna oru small prorotype gnabagam varuthu!. Project Tirupur. I will give it to you." endrar Vijay. "Just a teleport experiment! Geethavai revive panna solli iruken."

"Sure Sir", Sankar sonnan. "Eppo start pannanum?".

"Aruna, konjam help pannuma. Rendu per mattum pothum." endra Vijay.

"I will take you to the lab." konjinal Aruna. "It is one project that I want to revive!".

*******

5 PM

Ande labile, avargal iruvar mattum. Palavida controlgal beepitu kondirunthana.

"Ok da ande prototype fix panniyachu." Vasanth sandosam aanan. "Green light!".

"Manualla sonna mathiri ellam ready" Sankar ananthithan. "GPSle co-ordinates set pannita, escape!".

"Idu success aana, next step, naama time control panidalam!" endran Vasanth "Fasten your seat belt, Sankar! Ondru, Irandu,

Moondru..."

"Dai dai" alarinan Sankar "enna switch da thote? Udambelam eriyuthu. ah..."

Iruvarum marikondu irunthargal....

******

15th July 2008 5.01 PM Kovai

ange irandu kuruvigal paranthu kondu irunthane. Sankarum Vasanthukkum, Geethavoda Kuruvi Recreation project patri

therindirukka neyayam illai.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

அறிவியல் சிறுகதைப் போட்டி!

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Anonymous said...

You have touched Politics, Oil crisis, State issues, Nuclear Deal, Time Machine, Teleporting, etc..

Sujatha would not have done so much!

You are his varisu!

- Kugan

Vijay said...

Thanks Kugan.

26 years in writing now and first sincere accolade!