10. God knew man would never go out and buy himself new clothes when his wore out.
9. God knew man would never be able to make a doctor
8. God knew man would never be able to make a dentist
7. God knew man would never be able to make a haircut
6. God knew man would never be able to make an appointment for himself.
5. As the housekeeper, man would never remember where he left his tools.
4. Apparently, man needed someone to blame his troubles on somebody.
3. God worried that Adam would be lost in the Garden of Eden because he would not ask for directions.
2. God was worried about Man cooking for himself
1. And finally, the Number 1 reason why God created woman... When God finished the creation of man, he scratched his head, and said, "I can do better than that". (broke two of man's while kicking!)
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