Sunday, November 09, 2008

Amazing theorem...

3 powerful equations,
2 extremely powerful postulates
1 powerful email, containing it all !
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Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

Therefore,
Human - enjoy = Donkey + work

In other words,
Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work
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Equation 2
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money

Therefore,
Men - earn money = Donkeys

In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
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Equation 3
Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Women = Donkeys + spend

Therefore,
Women - spend = Donkeys

In other words,
Women that don't spend = Donkeys
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To Conclude:

From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.

So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)

And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)

So, we have?
Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money

Therefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude,
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!


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Regards
Vijayashankar
"தீயவை செய்தார் கெடுதல் நிழல்தன்னை வீயா தடியுறைந் தற்று. " - குறள் எண் : 208

2 comments:

Aruna said...

எப்பிடிப்பா இப்பிடில்லாம்??? எவ்வ்ளோ பெரிய theorem.....அடுத்த வருடப் பாடத் திட்டத்தில் வைக்கப் பரிந்துரைக்கப் படுகிறது.
அன்புடன் அருணா

Vijay said...

I will not allow without royalty!